He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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