The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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