Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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