she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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