Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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