As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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