do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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