It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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