This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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