I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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