The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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