Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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