Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(228): View more from Mississippi

yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?

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(845): View more from New York

Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch

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(607): View more from New York

He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?

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(425): View more from Washington

I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth

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(904): View more from Florida

would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?

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(773): View more from Illinois

just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.

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