Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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