i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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