Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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