I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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