you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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