he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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