u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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