no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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