I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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