Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
try to milk me bitch
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