Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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