Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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