My hand turned me down
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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