video games are the ultimate cock blocker
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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