Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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