So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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