I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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