The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
How naked do you want me to be?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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