drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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