i'm signing you up for texting rehab
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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