i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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