I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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