Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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