# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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