"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
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