Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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