He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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