Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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