I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He is an equal opportunity slut.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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