**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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