No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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