She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
