His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Mom said you looked used
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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