My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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