she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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