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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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