It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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