Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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