help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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