Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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