Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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