so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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