I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm bleeding and have questions
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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