Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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