I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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