i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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